'Best Week Ever' Quotes of the Week

'Best Week Ever' Quotes of the Week Premieres Friday, Nov. 19 at 11pm (ET/PT) NEW YORK, Nov. 18 /PRNewswire/ -- Star and Al's Wedding ADRIENNE FROST ON STAR AND AL'S HONEYMOON "The moment after two people get married is a special time, a joyous time, an intimate time ... so what did they do? She went back on the View. After all, it's sweeps." ANDY BOROWITZ ON STAR'S WEDDING SPONSORS "To my knowledge, the only prop in the entire wedding that was not sponsored was Al. Starr actually had paid for him herself." NANNY 911 CHRISTIAN FINNEGAN "I don't know what sort of repressed guilt these parents have that they need the world to know how crappy they are, you're basically daring Social Services." JESSIE KLEIN "I think "Nanny 911" is actually part of the Bush Administration's plan to promote abstinence ... cause no one's having sex once you've seen these kids." DAVID WAIN "Every time I see this show I go out and get a vasectomy." ON THE VIBE AWARDS BRAWL ANDY BOROWITZ "When that stuff went down at the Vibe Awards, Old Dirty Bastard was looking down from heaven, and he was Old Proud Bastard." FROM UPGRADE/DOWNGRADE: CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENTS ON U2 TEAMING UP WITH APPLE COMPUTERS TO RELEASE A SPECIAL BLACK iPOD WITH U2'S SIGNATURES ON THEM, AND APPEARING ON iPOD COMMERCIALS CHRISTIAN FINNEGAN: "With the help of Apple Computers, I really think that U2 is finally gonna hit the big time." CHRIS BRIGGS "I bought the U2 iPod. But when I pushed play, all I could hear was Bono yelling at me to recycle." ON BRAD PITT SPEAKING OUT IN FAVOR OF STEM-CELL RESEARCH: JESSI KLEIN "Anything that will help us clone more Brad Pitts, I'm good with." ON THE NEW XBOX GAME HALO DAVID WAIN "It is the coolest game ever- except for grand theft auto and the other 20 games that came out this month." Contacts: Lori Hornik/VH1 212-846-7131 Source: VH1 CONTACT: Lori Hornik of VH1, 212-846-7131 Web site: http://www.vh1.com/ ------- Profile: International Entertainment